Alibaba or 40 chor

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Alibaba or 40 chor
Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya
  
Jan, 13 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     998 views       Funny

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