Alibaba or 40 chor

Alibaba or 40 chor
Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya
  

Jan, 13 2012     99 chars (1 sms)     742 views       Funny

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