When you are in love

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Jan, 13 2012 97 chars (1 sms) 1069 views Funny

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After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning

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