How to develop positive

How to develop positive
How to develop positive thinking?Ans: Watch F-TV b'coz u always think arey yaar...ok..thek hai...ye nahi to agli model ke kapde mai se kuch jaroor dikhega.
  

Jan, 13 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     821 views       Funny

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