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There r only 2
There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage
  
Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     868 views       Funny

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