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Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1320 views       Funny

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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!