Ravan decides 2

Ravan decides 2
Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??
  

Jan, 13 2012     120 chars (1 sms)     1497 views       Funny

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