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Stress is when you
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
  
Jan, 13 2012     67 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Funny

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woh bhi kya din
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Phone na kia karo
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1960s Girl: Pehla
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MY eyes DETECTED
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India is a peace
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Marriage is a three
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Hey, I just got
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loyal & faithful partner
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