Hi i am dying

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Jan, 14 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 885 views Funny

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If U sneeze once,

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If u see the moon

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If paper is vry tuf

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Dreams make all

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Wads d diff btwen Gandhi

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