A devoted husband

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A devoted husband
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     893 views       Funny

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MY eyes DETECTED
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Women claim that
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God thought that
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Tip to reduce alcohal
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Teachers are those
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If ever in your life,
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When u read my
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Sweetest Kiss is on
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