A depressed person

A depressed person
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
  

Jan, 13 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1435 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..
Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...
karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact
Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !