Men want 3qualities

Men want 3qualities
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     882 views       Funny

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************
If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.
U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far
In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.
Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,magar 1 baat reh reh kar sathati hai.Teri grl frnd rakhti kai karva choth,or har baar umar meri kyu badh jati hai.
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.