If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--

Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…

Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.