Chinto aur Banto

Chinto aur Banto
Chinto aur Banto Zidd kar rahe the k Mokeyi dekhna hai, Mai ne Tumhare Ghar ka address bata dia hai Wo agar aayein to 2,3 JUMP maar dena Bache hain Khush ho jainge.
  

Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     1075 views       Funny

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