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Mar, 24 2012 3 chars (1 sms) 1730 views Funny

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Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"

Slogan written on a bald man's

Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Police officeExcuse

Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.

EYES: to look at

EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!

Always keep a picture

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!

Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Whats Karan Johar

Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!

CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE

CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!

If marriages are

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

The day you were

The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.

What a MARRIED

What a MARRIED man says after years of marriage,My marriage is made of TRUST and UNDERSTANDING,She dose'nt TRUST me and I don't UNDERSTAND her....

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