MACHAR MARNE KA

MACHAR MARNE KA
MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.
  

Jan, 13 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     1183 views       Funny

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An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag Jayeg
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.
zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash
Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.