Luv and Kuch

Luv and Kuch
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     210 chars (2 sms)     920 views       Funny

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