once a ant and

once a ant and a mosquito married. but on I night mosq was sitting with tears outside the room why??????because ant has switched on the Goodnight mat.

Jan, 13 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 1149 views Funny

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U r d 1 whos so

U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

The Japanese have

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I've written a

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Love Starts Frm

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A Love Letter from

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Once a boy askd

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Q : what is the

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Full Form of Girl

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U love sumone.

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When sadness fills

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