ek din Tarzan

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ek din Tarzan
ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
  
Jan, 14 2012     100 chars (1 sms)     1176 views       Funny

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A B C D E F G H I
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Men want 3qualities
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.
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Socha tha har
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
You love someone..
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
I am a killer
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing
I ve written nice
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The three dreams
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Log kehte h ki
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when words fail
when words fail,silence works.when silence fails,eyes works.when eyes fail,heart works.when heart fails...samajh le TAPAK GAYA
The last fight
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
Kitne din ho gaye
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