Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost

Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost
Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     937 views       Funny

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