Smile to old means

Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 847 views Funny

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Promise me v r

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Slogan written on a bald man's

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If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Life is difficult,full of

Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....

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KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!

i want 2 be

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A baby fish asked

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After a passionate kiss

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if a wife cries

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If Reliance group launches

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No matter how

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

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