Paani Aane Ki

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Paani Aane Ki
Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
  
Jan, 14 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     1644 views       Funny

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