Paani Aane Ki

Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

Jan, 14 2012 111 chars (1 sms) 1655 views Funny

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