me aur meri tanhayee

me aur meri tanhayee
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
  

Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     1012 views       Funny

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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
************** Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile. **************
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..
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