Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C

Aapko miss karna ROZ ki baat hai, Aapko yad karna ADAT ki baat hai, Aapse door rehna KISMAT ki baat hai, Par Aapko jhelna HIMMAT ki baat hai!!

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...

Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani