When do you know

When do you know
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
  

Jan, 14 2012     111 chars (1 sms)     965 views       General

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Without u'r SMS days are like Moanday tearsday wasteday thirstday frightday shatterday sadday So SMS me everday evertime. Smile please
Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Smile ever. udas never! speak ever. Gumsum never! share ever. Chupana never! Care ever. Bhoolna never! Bcoz i m ur friend 4ever.take care
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..
I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?
Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U