U U R the one

U U R the one
U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
  

Jan, 14 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1062 views       General

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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