I want to kill sweetest

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Jan, 14 2012 116 chars (1 sms) 787 views General

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Peene ki Umar1 to

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Life without FriENDS is

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Ek over me kitne

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Wife is a "Received call"

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