21st century is truly

21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.

Jan, 14 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 918 views General

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The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Smile ever. udas never! speak ever. Gumsum never! share ever. Chupana never! Care ever. Bhoolna never! Bcoz i m ur friend 4ever.take care

HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??

Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

Tension happns in brain luv is felt in heart. Den y do ppl get heartattack wen dey r tensd & y ppl get mad wen Luv fails? Crazy rite!

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