What is different between

What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…

Jan, 14 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 965 views General

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so Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Life without ur

Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

what we wear on

what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!

Have u ever thought

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Today is an international

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....

ABCDEFG: a boy can

ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.

every sunset gives

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

Awesome Ads technique:

Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..

Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Before u judge a

Before u judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes.... After that, who cares? He's a mile away & the shoes r urs

Kis kiski mehfil

Kis kiski mehfil men kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kiya. 1 woh the jisne her miss ko kiss kiya, 1 hum the jisne har kiss ko mis kiya.

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