There are two theories

There are two theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  

Jan, 14 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     714 views       General

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God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!
What do u call a Colourful Sindhi Rangwani, Sindhi Postman Mailwani, Sindhi Electrician Bijlani, Sindhi Milkman Dudhani, Forgetful Sindhi Bhuljani
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..
I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely
I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE
ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.
Ata gache tota pakhi.....
Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !
To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.