There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Jan, 14 2012 64 chars (1 sms) 791 views General

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Peene ki Umar1 to

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What is the similarity

What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

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Giddyup, I"d wish

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Yad aneWale Yad

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The secret to success

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

Wealth says "care me

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To see monkey,

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PHILOSOPHY Small Things

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Pyare mitra Pranam!

Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.

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There are two theories

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