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There are two theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  
Jan, 14 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     829 views       General

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Everybody wants someone
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Only the open
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Its hard to find a towel ,
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Jab tum mujhse ruth
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Ek accha insan agar
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GODISNOWHERE this can
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Todays Thought: Try
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