Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.

Smile ever. udas never! speak ever. Gumsum never! share ever. Chupana never! Care ever. Bhoolna never! Bcoz i m ur friend 4ever.take care

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..

Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.

Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!