Woman has "man"

Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""

Jan, 14 2012 172 chars (2 sms) 1067 views General

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