A modern employer

A modern employer
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
  

Jan, 14 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     862 views       General

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Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.
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