A modern employer

A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Jan, 14 2012 106 chars (1 sms) 941 views General

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Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, thn plz dont hesitate, feel free to .. Throw ur mobile

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT

In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......

Giddyup, I"d wish

Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""

Sumtimes I don’t say

Sumtimes I don’t say HI Sumtimes I don’t REPLY Sumtimes I don’t MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.

Dimag k Liye

Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..

LOVE Means

LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....

govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

What happens when

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

I Love u

I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:

U got style,

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

U r the ACCENT of

U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart. Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

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