Jab tum mujhse ruth

Jab tum mujhse ruth
Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..
  

Jan, 14 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     1037 views       General

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE
Laugh away those blues…! Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of every individual’s life, 4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay. After all laughter is the best medicine.
In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"
Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha hai.Film ka naam hai "GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN":
ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.
Just close ur eyes n think of ME for 10sec.. open ur eyes now and u'l realise that u've UTLISED 10 sec in ur life thinkng of a GREAT PERSON.
Suno gaur se pepsi walo,Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,Chahe jitna dew pila lo,Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!Hai na hum pure hindustani
Life is a game which v have 2 play! so, love it & have fun bcoz... har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari