Have u ever thought

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal

Jan, 14 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 1153 views General

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Life without FriENDS is

Life without FriENDS is (L)onely (i)nsecure (F)ull of doubt (E)mptiness Life with FriENDS is (L)ight n easy (i)nspring (F)ull of hopes (E)nthusiasm

Dear customer

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

Girlfren ko I LOVE

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Proposing a girl

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

MASTi lyf me

MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.

There is only one

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

5 things I know

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

BHO0L GAYE ,YA

BHO0L GAYE ,YA BHO0LNA CHAHTE HO ?DO0R KAR DIYA ,YA JANA CHAHTE HO ?AAZMA LIYA ,YA AUR AAZMANA CHAHTE HO? EK MSG KAR DO,YA ABHI AUR BHAV KHANA CHAHTE HO

Others say life is unfair

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

I Love u

I Love u.I Love u.I Love uI Love u.I Love u.I Love u.OH SHIT..Oh shit..RASNA bolna to bhool hi gaya I Love u RASNA:

Which FISH can

Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.

Every Girl is Smart,

Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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