Girlfren ko I LOVE

Girlfren ko I LOVE U bolna hai Balance khatm Ab kya karoge kabutr k gale men ganti bandoge Main batata hun kya karna hai..mujhe no. dedo me bol dunga

Jan, 14 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 861 views General

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Samundar jitna Mkt,

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advantages of "not

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Who said english is

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

Aaj deedar,kal yaar,

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5 things I know

5 things I know abt U ! 1. U r a specl person with a wondrful Heart... 2. 3. 4. 5. Bus, baaki kal, Ek din me, Ek joke..

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