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How 2 impress
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
  
Jan, 14 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1064 views       General

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Nothing comes free
Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..
Jab tum mujhse ruth
Jab tum mujhse ruth jaoge,Khafa ho jaoge,mujhe bhul jaogeTABHaan tabTab BETA GAAL PE AISA THAPPAD PADEGA K SAB YAAD AA JAYEGA..
jo mila hum use kismat
jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai
Staying single is
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
Todays Thought: Try
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…
I think u r very careless
I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....
once all village
once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..
Main aisa MSG
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
There are two theories
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Actually seriuously
Actually seriuously practically really typically sincerely jokingly essentially interestingly obviously i want to disturb u !!!
If u hide, i'll seek
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
The Company Of
The Company Of Gud "SMS" Is Like The Shop Of Perfume U can Receive A Lot Of Gud Fragnance

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