Roses are RED Violets

Roses are RED Violets
Roses are RED Violets are BLUE Monkeys Like U Should be kept in the ZOO Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
  

Jan, 14 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     988 views       General

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