GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or GOD IS NOW HERE.Like everything in Life,the way u SEE things.Always depends on how you Look at them......

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.

Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!

Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET

I want u to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner n say those three sweet words to you,'pay the bill.' IF U READ THIS,I'M SMART IF U SAVE THIS,U AGREE THAT I'M SMART IF U FORWARD THIS,U R SPREADING THAT I'M SMART AND IF U DELETE THIS,U JEALOUS

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S Send M Me O One K Kool S SMS E Everyday! So,Please kindly feel free to SMOKE..Better, be a chain smoker

Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal