Terna ho to samundar

Terna ho to samundar
Terna ho to samundar mai tero nadi nale mai key rakha hai. Moohabat karna hai to vatan se karo hasinao mai kay rakha hai.
  

Jan, 14 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1021 views       General

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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"
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I mixed rum with water, I felt drunk. I mixed gin with water, I felt drunk. I mixed whisky with water, I felt drunk. I swear Ill never drink water again.
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