If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Ek over me kitne boll feke jate hKaya apne kaha "6"?Galt jawabEk ovar me ek hi ball 6bar feka jata hBade aayeCricket kshoukhin.huh

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

log chalte hain un raston par, jo duniya ke banaye hote hain,hum banayenge vo raste jispar duniya chalegi

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...