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advantages of "not
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
  
Jan, 14 2012     235 chars (2 sms)     949 views       General

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Aaj kal maan kar
Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka
Famous saying- "Any man
Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"
Do u know d Fullform
Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
Where was LOVE
Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
By the time u realise
By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong
What do u call a
What do u call a Colourful Sindhi Rangwani, Sindhi Postman Mailwani, Sindhi Electrician Bijlani, Sindhi Milkman Dudhani, Forgetful Sindhi Bhuljani
D R I N K D-elicious after
D R I N K D-elicious after 1 Peg. R-omantic after 2 Peg. I-ntresting aftr 3 Peg N-aughty aftr 4 Peg K-ing aftr 5 Peg
Today is an international
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
Wife is a "Received call"
Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''
A good friend is one
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
D golden idea
D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it
Only 2 Persons
Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

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