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What happens when
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
  
Jan, 14 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     977 views       General

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21st century is truly
21st century is truly LIFELESS:Communication: WIRELESSCooking: FIRELESSYouth: JOBLESSThis msg: MEANINGLESSSendePRICELESSReadeUSELESS.
I want to kill sweetest
I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.
Put your hand
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Kai viyo saa Milya koni
Kai viyo saa Milya koni Phone koni Miss call koni SMS koni...mane chinta hoiri hai.kai viyo CIRCUS wala paacha pakadne le gaya kai .
Main yaha Aap
Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!
The world's thinnest
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
What is the similarity
What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem
What is different between
What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…
Bijli + Badal =
Bijli + Badal =Savan aya. Barat + Baja =Dulha aya. Phool + Nazare=Vasant aya. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago Bhago PAGAL aaya
it it ture?
ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE
A modern employer
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
Sweet candies are
Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

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