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New Concept of Life
New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
  
Jan, 14 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       General

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Har ladka kisi
Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he
Aaj agar apka sms
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
What happens when
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.
Height of Reasoning:
Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"
Easiest way to die.
Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.
Water is COLOURLESS,
Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.
If your legs are
If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..
Proposing a girl
Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..
Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour,
Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,
Do you believe in
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??
Ur eyes Pataka,
Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

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