Wen things go wrongWen sadnes fills ur HeartWen tears flow in ur eyesAlways say these words:A ganpat chal daaru la...

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Some1 asked what makes people Happy? Some said Wealth & some said Fame. I was thinking about this when my cell beeped & ur sms came. I smiled & said “This makes Me happy”.

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Ishq vo Fiza hai Jo patjahr may Phool Khila de. Kahin Phool To Kahin Kanto ka aalanm Saja de.

Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…

Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3

SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.