Aaj agar apka sms

Aaj agar apka sms
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
  

Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1104 views       General

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so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see .......how Sweetly I LIE
I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
Badal B hoGhata B ho,Barish na ho toKya fayda?Dost B hoWafadar B ho,Dildar na hoTo kya fayda?SMS B HoZabardast B Ho,Reply na ho to kya Fayda.
Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.
Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""
Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?
What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life
I pray to God to give u all Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskaar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Sarswati, aur SNEH
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain
jo mila hum use kismat kehate hai,jo na mita hm use badkismat kehete hai ,na mila use paneki jab jiid hoti hai, hum use himmat-e-koshish kehete hai