Agar do pipal ke

Agar do pipal ke
Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...
  

Jan, 14 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1063 views       General

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Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.
To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.
Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".
Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE
Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....
There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..
Promise me we are true friends.. U r the sky I am the bird. You are the speech I am the word. You are the roti I am Bhaji. I am the joke and you are my sardarji
NEVER BLAME A DAY IN UR LIFE,GUD DAYS GIVES HAPPINESS,BAD DAYS GIVE U EXPERIENCE,BOTH ARE ESSENTIAL IN LIFE, ALL ARE GOD BLESSING
The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls