PrayeO God, give

PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C

Jan, 14 2012 150 chars (1 sms) 847 views General

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Aaj meri SMS FACTRY

Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..

A study has proved

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Maine Apko Phone

Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.

Before Marraige :

Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

I luv MUMBAI

I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.

PHILOSOPHY Small Things

PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin

Agar do pipal ke

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?SochoUse bolenge'NOKIA'-CONNECTING PIPAL...

If I could write

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

U r my sweet heart

U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...

Definition of "girl friend" :

Definition of "girl friend" : Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single…

namaskar! jaago baalak

namaskar! jaago baalak. suryoday ho chuka hai. snaan poorn karke, pavitra hokar, maata Pita k charan chhukar, sundar sundar BAALIKAO k darshan par nikal pado

KABHI KhUSHI KABHI

KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.

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