COLLEGE meaning........................ C:come O:on L:let's L:love E:each G:girl E:equally...So plz join d COLLEGE

BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying

Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!

When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

Make A Heart Which Never Breaks, Make A Smile Which Never Hurts, Make a Life Which Never Pains, Make A Relationship Which Never Ends. Take care!

The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Imp of thumb:Babies use it 4 chewing..Illiterate Ppl use it 4sign..Winners use it 4 victory..&my fans use it 4 readng my msgs..Oh..u too..??Crazy fans!

Thought of d day: A successful man is 1 who makes more money than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can find such a man....

HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy "I LoVe U" to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u"ll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love... """