Chicken ready yes

Chicken ready yes
Chicken ready yes boss. Fish ready? yes boss. Omlet ready ? yes boss. Mutton ready ? Nahi boss BAKRA abhi sms padh raha hai....
  

Jan, 14 2012     127 chars (1 sms)     966 views       General

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