Jyotishi ladke Ka

Jyotishi ladke Ka
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
  

Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1130 views       Jokes > Hindi Jokes

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Hansa:Automatically ka matlab kya hota hai?Praful:Jab auto me koi ladki baithti hai aur uske sir pe ek bhi baal na ho to usko kehte hain,Auto-main-Takli!
ricky drives into way & cross NoEntry board. Police said:Abe,NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya? ricky:Main laga film ka postar hai.
"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."
Ramu on cycle hit Lady accidentally..Lady: "Break Nahi Mar sakte Kya?"Ramu: "Poori Cycle he Marde ab Break kya alag se maru?"
Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.! Man-u know who I am? I'm the FinanceMinister Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal
Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko..HUSMUKH kahte hai, Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?HUSBAND
Sardar:Dr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha. Dr:to ab kya hua.Sardar:hua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha AB NAHA LU KYA..?
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
2 admiyo ki Biwiyan Gum ho gayi,1 bola:teri Biwikesi hai?2:Blue eyes,Rosy lips & charming,Aur teri?1:Meri chhod teri dhundhte ha
Lady TeacheRam make one sentence in which all tenses past, present & future are included. Ram: Sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega!
How did Santa cheat the railways??A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- "kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??"